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沈疏静在下班的时候看见了他之前加曲淡微的时候的聊天记录。
那真的是莫大的黑历史呀。
1.
醉今朝明月：笑死啊，家人们。
我就想知道那女的能不能追到那男的。
倾听林海声：谁知道呢。
那女的都追那男的几年了呀。
醉今朝明月：不知道呢，但是他到现在都没有追到。
倾听林海声：那肯定十有八九不成真了呀。
醉今朝明月：你管他俩呢，那女的自愿追那男的。
倾听林海声：我真心觉得那男的配不上那个女的，但我就想知道那个女的怎么看得上那个男的的。
醉今朝明月：不止你一个人这么认为那个男的配不上那个女的，咱班里头一堆人都这么认为呢。
但那女的就是很喜欢那个男的呀。
倾听林海声：我就想知道那个女的到底是怎么瞎了，他那只眼看上那个男的的。
醉今朝明月：鬼才知道。
2.
醉今朝明月：姐姐又不理妹妹了，是妹妹做了什么事儿，让姐姐嫌弃妹妹了吗？
倾听林海声：啥呀？
你咋变成绿茶了呢？
醉今朝明月：我今天特地找人学了恶心人的语句呢。
倾听林海声：真的假的呀。
醉今朝明月：肯定是真的呀。
倾听林海声：来来来，把你学到的那些给我发发。
醉今朝明月：你要干啥鸭。
倾听林海声：我才不告诉你呢，不过你从哪要来这么多的呀。
醉今朝明月：有个朋友，正经是真正经，不正经又是真不正经，我找她要的。我可是特地要来这些来恶心那些小姐姐们的呢，嘿嘿嘿，希望回头不要被他们逮着骂。不过呢？我可是文静内向小女生，我肯定只会对我的熟人这么讲话的啦，那些不熟的人吗？我可没那个胆子。
倾听林海声：就你还文静内向小女生。
醉今朝明月：咋了啦？就是我，我可是文静内向，人美心善小女生一位哟，你不会是羡慕嫉妒我了吧？
倾听林海声：就你，我怎么可能嫉妒你的呢。
醉今朝明月：好啦，你等一下，我给你发点。
倾听林海声：好的呢，好的呢。
醉今朝明月：这些都是给小姑娘们发的一些些恶心人的小语录哟。
倾听林海声：OK k。
我把中文和英文两个版本的都发给你。
倾听林海声：好的呢。
醉今朝明月：倒是终究被姐姐嫌弃了不像其他妹妹生的俊俏.
The Taoist was eventually despised by his sister, unlike the handsome ones born to other sisters.
姐姐大抵是倦了，竟回我这般敷衍 。
Sister, what the hell is going on?Why should I be so perfunctory.
如此说来倒是我的不是了显得我斤斤计较越发不如别的妹妹了.
In that case, it's my fault. It seems that I'm being meticulous and not as good as my other sisters anymore.
横竖你有其他妹妹比我会聊天比我会撒娇还会哄姐姐开心你又和我说这些做什么.
can you cheat on me. you always y'all can be what he said, y'all have a home, ok see you.
罢了罢了，姐姐大抵是觉得我不如别家妹妹，打今儿起，我便不再叨扰姐姐，省的落一个绿茶的骂名。
It's just thatSister, do you think I'm better off fighting than other sisters? Starting from today, I will no longer bother my sister and save the curse of green tea.
姐姐莫怪，就让妹妹看着你和其他妹妹嬉笑打骂，我呢也不过只是心堵罢了。
Sister, don't blame me. Just let my sister watch you play and play with other sisters. As for me, it's just a blockage in my heart.
虽然妹妹现在也有小情绪，但姐姐气坏了身子，人家可是会心疼的.
Although my younger sister is also in a minor mood now, if she gets angry and breaks down, she will feel heartbroken。
倾听林海声：哎呀妈呀，你真的要了好多呀。
醉今朝明月：姐姐是嫌妹妹要的太多了吗，妹妹可以不给姐姐发那么多的，只要姐姐说一声便好，妹妹可是很听姐姐话的呢。
倾听林海声：哎呀妈呀，你正经一点哦，沈疏静，正经一点，正经一点，不然我送你个拉黑。
醉今朝明月：我知道了(???_??)，姐姐可不要拉黑妹妹哦。
倾听林海声：行行行。
醉今朝明月：你还需要发吗？
倾听林海声：你还有吗？
醉今朝明月：我肯定是有的啦。
倾听林海声：那你问我干嘛鸭？→_→
直接发就行啦。
醉今朝明月：行行行，我接着给你发。
醉今朝明月：姐姐怎么可以让我滚，是滚到你怀里去吗？
Sister, how can you let me go,Is it rolling into your arms?
唉呦 还有小姐姐在，看来是我这个妹妹来的不巧了.
OuchAnd the little sister is here，It seems that my sister came, unfortunately.
姐姐对我这么好，离开你我可怎么办呀.
Sister is so kind to me，What can I do if I leave you.
姐姐说的可当真，姐姐说的这些，自己可莫要忘了，若是今日寻妹妹开心，它日便忘了去，可真真的使妹妹平白伤心了...
What my sister said is quite serious，What my sister said，Don't forget yourself，If I have fun finding my sister today, I will forget to go tomorrow，But it's really my younger sister who was heartbroken for nothing…
姐姐说什么便是什么吧，妹妹我笨嘴拙舌也辩不明白，倒是让姐姐厌弃了.
What does my sister say，Sister, I was clumsy with my tongue and didn't understand. It made my sister dislike me at that time.
不知道是哪位哥哥压着姐姐的手了，姐姐连消息都回的这么简单.
I don't know which brother is holding onto my sister's hand. She even responds so slowly to the news。
姐姐的关心，是独我一份的，还是他人都有的，若不是独我一分的，那这份关心不要也罢.
Is my sister's concern unique to me or is it shared by everyone else? This is not my own concern, so it's okay not to have this concern。
姐姐现在连解释都没有了吗，瞧瞧，我不过是多说了几句，姐姐就这般模样对我.
Sister, haven't you even explained it now? Look, I just said a few more words, and my sister treated me like this。
平日里我和姐姐说的竟全当耳旁风了怎么别的妹妹说了姐姐就依，比圣旨还快些.
On weekdays, everything my sister and I say goes unheard of. Why did other sisters say that my sister's medical treatment is faster than the edict?
姐姐这倒是显得妹妹的不是了可不要在心上给我画上一笔 不然我这心窝子可要难受了.
Sister, this seems like my younger sister's fault. Don't draw a stroke on my heart, otherwise my heart will feel uncomfortable。
倾听林海声：就这么多吗？
醉今朝明月：就这么多啦，还有几句骂人的，你要吗？
倾听林海声：我要我要。
醉今朝明月：EQ is not enough, IG comes together.But do you have IQ?
You know why I never eat you're around? because I'm afraid of vomiting。
倾听林海声：你这咋都是英文呢？
醉今朝明月：自己翻译，别人看不懂的才是最牛逼的，你懂吗？
倾听林海声：我不懂。@_@
给我发中文的。
醉今朝明月：智商是不够的，IG在一起，但你有智商吗？
这个是翻译。
倾听林海声：关键问题是我连读都不会读，你给我整英文的，什么意思啊你？(┯_┯)
醉今朝明月：。。。。。。。。。。
那我还是给你整几个中文的吧。
算了吧，但是我就是要给你发，申请叛逆姐姐可管不到我的哟。
呼呼呼呼，啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。
倾听林海声：嗯。
醉今朝明月：你怎么长的跟二维码似的？不扫一下都不知道你是个什么东西呢.
Why do you look like a QR code?I don't even know what you are without scanning.
要是用你的脸去铺长城，那孟姜女能哭倒才怪呢.
If you were to use your face to pave the Great Wall, it would be strange if Meng Jiangnu could fall down.
给你十二指肠拽出来打个蝴蝶结.
Here are twelve finger intestines for you, pull them out and tie a bow。
给你那张48码大脸扇成64码的.
Here's the forty-eightsize Big Face Mountain City sixty-four size one for you.
给你眼珠里尿结石摘那么摘呢.
How about removing urinary stones from your eyeballs.
醉今朝明月：好了啦，就这么多啦。
倾听林海声：好的呢(●°u°●) 」。
倾听林海声：谢谢你了哦。
醉今朝明月：不用客气的啦o(*^▽^*)o。
